So today my wife shows me this dollar bill she found on the floor, and might I add it looked a bit raggish. Here's what she tells me, "I feel bad for picking it up. I think I'll donate it to someone who needs it. I picked it up and some guy was looking at me all weird. What I'm I supposed to do, just leave it there? Should I have left it there?" And my response to her was, "Why? Someone else probably would have picked it up and taken it to a strip club. At least you're willing to give it to someone in need".
So that brought to mind, I wonder how many of these dollar bills that we handle all the time have been inside the panties of strippers. Think about it. My wife thought I was a bit weird, and I'll admit it was a bit of a weird thought, but it really made me wonder. Think about that next time you're getting change somewhere. Might wanna buy you some gloves there...... or visit a hospital, they have them laying around like crazy. :)
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LOL, dude just be glad y'all live in Houston and not in a state where Houses of Ill Repute are located... i.e. Nevada! I'm always afraid of where my dollar bills came from! Because out here... We got some grimey folk... Y'all got the dirty south? We got the grimey west!!!
Only you would think of that! I'm now off to buy hand-sanitizer!!!!
Lol. Money travels around the world, my friend. There's not telling where else it's been as well.
Hey, I just thought I'd share it with the public. Let's not get started with the things I've seen people do with coins. :)
lol! always reminds me of that Kids in the Hall sketch...
Let's just say it involves rear ends and pennies...
Lol. I think I will choose NOT to hear that story.
You sure? ;)
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